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Premenstrual tension in... five!

(I'm kidding. It started a few hours ago but I thought I was upset about my new haircut until just then when I checked my diary. I'm still upset and I keep thinking the problem is the haircut but reason tells me that unless I'm still upset about my haircut in a week it's probably just hormones.

If I don't have my period by this time next week, it might still be hormones, or it might really be the haircut.

Seriously, why could a haircut cause this much maudlin introspection? It's no different from my last haircut.

Unless of course, that's the problem, and what I really desperately needed was a fabulous change and now, that opportunity has passed me by forever and I will never know happiness again.)



(Oh dear god, maybe I *do* I need a fabulous change. Perhaps I should immediately sell my house and all my possessions and move to Tonga. And perhaps I should break up with MyGC as well, because it's been a couple of months since I last did that. And while I'm at it I can tell everyone else I know what their problems really are and how they need to change. After all it can't be healthy to bottle it all up.

And then, even if it is premenstrual tension, I'll never suffer it again because I'll have fixed everything in my life - and the lives of everyone I know - this time around. I'll cure my PMT for once and for all.)


(I'd better start work immediately, wouldn't want getting my period to slow me down - it'd be at least another month before I see things this clearly again.

*beetles off to compose outrageous emails* )

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cmcmck
Dec. 4th, 2014 01:26 pm (UTC)
HUGS

Strange things, hormones........
splodgenoodles
Dec. 5th, 2014 07:31 am (UTC)
Yes, but at least it means my haircut is probably quite okay. ;)
maju01
Dec. 4th, 2014 04:58 pm (UTC)
Nice use of brackets here. :)

(One reason my hair is long is because haircuts cause me so much angst. I've solved the problem by having it so long that I can trim it myself by pulling it all to the front.)
splodgenoodles
Dec. 5th, 2014 07:31 am (UTC)
Thanks!
(I'm all about the nice use of brackets).
ozswede
Dec. 4th, 2014 05:00 pm (UTC)
Well, if you up sticks and move to Sydney in a PMT hissy fit, I recommend my daughter's hairdressing salon in Balmain: Access Hair

I've never had PMT (or maybe I never noticed because I'm always a bit twitchy) but I can assure you that pre-menopause sucks donkey balls. Something to look forward to...
splodgenoodles
Dec. 5th, 2014 07:33 am (UTC)
Nah, if you get you notice the twitchyness even more!

I'm so looking forward to the peri-menopause.:/
pondhopper
Dec. 4th, 2014 09:50 pm (UTC)
I remember those days, now long gone. Hormones, I mean. I used to get horrible PMT.
Now haircuts...don't get me started on how much a bad haircut affects me.
splodgenoodles
Dec. 5th, 2014 07:32 am (UTC)
I perpetually promise myself really over-the-top colour, but when it comes to the crunch I always feel guilty about the cost.
angiereedgarner
Dec. 5th, 2014 07:43 am (UTC)
:)))))))))))

I don't know if the cravings for chocolate or unbridled forthrightness aka rudeness trouble me most. The latter has worse consequences.
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