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That lump that turns out to be a cyst in my left parotid gland feels like it's getting bigger.

I fear it will soon have a face and personality all of its own, and might start nuzzling my ear when I'm trying to converse with people which would be bad because I'd start giggling at inappropriate moments.

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c_maxx
Oct. 23rd, 2015 07:00 am (UTC)
I hear you.

I try to maintain a sense of humor aboot health issues as well. Might as well laugh- only getting down gets old after a period.

Have a prostate that got about as big as 2/3 a grapefruit (who needs to pee? One can just swell up like a balloon!), but medication seems to be helping some.
splodgenoodles
Oct. 23rd, 2015 08:19 am (UTC)
Oh come on, 2/3 of a grapefruit means one orange, you're just trying to make it sound more dramatic. ;)

The other day I met Bloke's dad for the first time, and I overheard him pee. "Oh" I think, "enlarged prostate there!" and immediately felt weird for even noticing.

BTW, your icon: is that photoshopped? It's legs look like people legs. Furry people legs.
c_maxx
Jan. 8th, 2016 07:27 am (UTC)
I don't know about the icon, I came across the photo online. Maybe it's been faun-ized.

I can see my specification was ambiguous, I was thinking more a grapefruit with a little of the top cut off; when it's virtually impossible to pee, no dramatization is necc...

They got me a med that helps a lot, it just makes me smell funny.
:)
cmcmck
Oct. 23rd, 2015 07:30 am (UTC)
And it'll no doubt start complaining about the strange shaped lump on its bum........ :o)
splodgenoodles
Oct. 23rd, 2015 08:20 am (UTC)
I don't mind, so longer as it knows how to nuzzle properly.
cmcmck
Oct. 23rd, 2015 10:22 am (UTC)
Nuzzling properly is important! :o)
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