I am a grubby old woman in yesterday's underpants and last week's sarong. And I don't even know why the undies are on, frankly, except I can't be arsed taking them off.

And if anyone doesn't like it, they can go outside.

PS: And I just found some mashed banana in my hair. (Memo to self: do not eat banana sandwiches without first tying hair back).

tenbears has just put his hair in a bun.