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Bargaining.

Dear Fuzzychops aka Tiger aka Outside-Cat-Indoorified,

Please don't be getting old and creaky just yet. I need you. I know it's selfish but you are friendly and fuzzy and you like to spoon. That's when you haven't decided I should share my pillow and keep still so you can doze with your tiny head resting on top of mine.

Or when you're not patting me with your right front paw because I'm not paying attention.

Even when I grumble because you're miaowing at me for the umpteenth time during the night and insisting on a pat, I need you.

This is why I look so worried when you come into the kitchen from a nap not walking as perkily as you used to, like it's an effort. And sometimes you wobble and even stumble a bit and I really get upset.

Also, there's a rat scrabbling around just under the kitchen which is why you're outside and the back door's shut. Sick 'em Tiger! Please...?

Okay. You know you only have to wait by the door and I'll let you back in. We can find another way to deal with the rat if it's all too much. And I'll work out some sort of step/ramp arrangement if the bed starts to feel too high. Just let me know, okay?

Love,

Me.


PS. Thanks for noticing that the bed, made from unfinished timber, is an excellent scratching post. I agree. Scratch it all you want, no harm done.

PPS. But could you please stop sleeping on my CPAP mask? It's kind of gross and if I'm wearing it at the time, bloody well dangerous too.

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