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I am thoroughly determined to get my act together. Again.

Yeah, watch and laugh you bastards.

(That's if any of you are still here.

*taps microphone*

Is this thing on?!)

~~~

This week and next week are delightfully free of scheduled appointments so I am hoping to use this time to find that perfect gardener, engage in some light socialising, and pootle round a bit in a 'getting things done' kind of way.

Last night I dreamt I bought myself a small mountain of oil paints. Nice, but unlikely to come true since I woke up to find my bruxism splint has finally been bruxed to the beyond, and they cost an arm and a leg.

Oh well.

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gillpolack
Jul. 15th, 2013 08:58 am (UTC)
I'm here - but not laughing. Too wet and cold...
splodgenoodles
Jul. 16th, 2013 03:42 am (UTC)
*proffers a nice hot cup of tea*
gillpolack
Jul. 16th, 2013 03:57 am (UTC)
Thank you. I needed that.
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splodgenoodles
Jul. 16th, 2013 03:43 am (UTC)
*waves back*

Likewise. You should post more. All the cool kids are here, not yet sucked in (completely) to the evil vortex of FB...
17catherines
Jul. 15th, 2013 10:51 am (UTC)
I'm just slack about posting, but I do like reading. Especially, it must be confessed, your OKStupid posts, which I feel have the makings of a rather entertaining book, at the rate they are going...
splodgenoodles
Jul. 16th, 2013 03:44 am (UTC)
Yeah, that's what I'm worried about.

My life is a comedy, but not one of the sort I'd like...
17catherines
Jul. 16th, 2013 01:53 pm (UTC)
Er, yes, that was rather a stupid thing to write on my part. Sorry about that.

I was assuming a happy ending, of course, but I can see that this wouldn't help.
splodgenoodles
Jul. 17th, 2013 02:41 am (UTC)

I'd totally go for a rom-com but alas, it's more of a comedy of errors, and cold feet.

Or possibly a black comedy about the social mores of our time.

(I need to think more about this).

Film noir would at least be stylish. I could wear heels!
17catherines
Jul. 17th, 2013 01:40 pm (UTC)
Well, if it's noir you want...
The minute the dame logged onto OKStupid, I knew she would be trouble. She looked me up and down, a shoe delicately poised on her head, her smile the smile of a dame who knew what she wanted - literacy! - and wouldn't leave until she got it.

"You have to use the codeword," she murmured seductively, and I knew I was a goner. Her soulful look told me that she knew I hadn't read past the first two lines of her profile, and in that moment, I felt the giant trout in my profile picture shrink to a mere minnow, as my backpack wilted pathetically in the scorching heat of her gaze.

(to be continued, possibly)
splodgenoodles
Jul. 17th, 2013 01:52 pm (UTC)
Re: Well, if it's noir you want...
Oh don't stop. Please, don't stop!
liddle_oldman
Jul. 15th, 2013 03:45 pm (UTC)
I'm here! (I just rarely have the time to say anything useful.)
splodgenoodles
Jul. 16th, 2013 03:44 am (UTC)
You are here, and you are awesome.

xx
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splodgenoodles
Jul. 16th, 2013 03:44 am (UTC)
Thankyou. It's now Tuesday. I may shower soon.
dragonsally
Jul. 16th, 2013 03:21 am (UTC)
Splints. I have 3 and none of them work to stop me jaw clenching...oh, I don't use them all at once. Maybe I should try that?
splodgenoodles
Jul. 16th, 2013 03:42 am (UTC)
Bwahaha.

Ooh that's pricelss. Yeah, maybe you should! You win at the internets, have a pony!
dragonsally
Jul. 16th, 2013 03:44 am (UTC)
I have a pony! I shall call her Rosie. Don't know why.
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