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Part Two.

Today's carer is the one that collects those weird resurrection babies. Or new life dolls or whatever they're called. Those creepy hyper-real babies that cost extra if they have lifelike genitalia.

She cheerfully announced "new baby" when she came in, so I groaned out loud and said they're weird and scary.

Then she said "no! My daughter's had her babeeeee!"

And I said "whoops" inwardly. Outwardly I said sorry, and probably yay or something. But then she added that a she'd taken delivery of a new resurrection baby yesterday as well.

I demanded photos, because that's the polite thing to do, and she showed me her phone - and started with the bloody resurrection doll.

Just for the record, the new grandchild is a lot cuter.

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One of the people over the fence is strumming on a ukelele.

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I have made hummous for the first time, but I haven't quite got it right and I think I could do with a better food processor as it was impossible to get it really creamy. I also made the chilli egg dish again. Haven't eaten either yet because of the usual problem of food preparation putting me off eating for a while.

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sabethea
Jan. 15th, 2015 12:19 pm (UTC)
She cheerfully announced "new baby" when she came in, so I groaned out loud and said they're weird and scary.

Then she said "no! My daughter's had her babeeeee!"



Hee, that's brilliant!

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