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For [personal profile] ozswede, who was lamenting the lack of words that rhyme with orgasm.


So tell me, what feels like an orgasm?

Well it's kind of a pelvic floor spasm.

It's like a sneeze,
a foot above your knees.

When you have one, you know it's no phantasm.

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Oh dear. Sorry that's so laboured!

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17catherines
Feb. 16th, 2015 08:31 am (UTC)
Possibly, but it's still brilliant.
ozswede
Feb. 16th, 2015 09:10 am (UTC)
Oh, that's inspired! Where were you when I needed you? I even looked up Word Hippo and there was nothing. Next time I need a rhyme I'll email you.

Dear splodgenoodles, What's a word that rhymes with Carmogia Garcinia (which might be my next lj rant topic since they hacked my email!)

I realised later about spasm and even sarcasm, which I could have had fun with. Or - imperfect rhyme...dazzlin'
maju01
Feb. 16th, 2015 03:17 pm (UTC)
Very funny. Coincidentally, just this morning I was reading a book by Lena Dunham in which she described reading a book about puberty when she was about 9 in which an orgasm was described as feeling like a sneeze.
cynnerth
Feb. 16th, 2015 09:47 pm (UTC)
*wild applause*
anicca_anicca2
Feb. 17th, 2015 06:36 am (UTC)
well done!
davesmusictank
Feb. 17th, 2015 10:21 am (UTC)
No, it was funny and cool. Made me smile anyway.
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