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May. 23rd, 2009

Soduku too hard.

Books are over there.

I am over here, under cat.

Telekinesis would be really handy right now.

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Actually, I suspect it would always be handy. Unless I had some specific reason to want someone do something for me, because then they'd probably just say "oh shut up and use your telekinisis, you fucking control freak" or something like that, and I'd be forced to make their head explode.

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lydiajen
May. 23rd, 2009 07:39 pm (UTC)
I am over here, under cat.
I can TOTALLY relate to that one...and often would rather stay under the cat than read...or get up to pee but I unfortunately must inconvenience the cat for that one.

I'd probably make some heads explode too.
feyandstrange
May. 23rd, 2009 09:30 pm (UTC)
Man, I don't even have a cat and I can totally relate. I was over there under the stuffed animals all morning.

I have a wheelchair and everything, why do I not have super brain powers? I want to make heads explode!
splodgenoodles
May. 25th, 2009 08:28 am (UTC)
Which reminds me, I must do that series on disabled evil supervillains. Role models aplenty!
feyandstrange
May. 25th, 2009 10:13 am (UTC)
I have frequently noted that pirates make excellent disability role models. Ordinarily, a person missing an eye, hand, and lower leg, with impaired speech and possible brain damage, would be considered an object of pity - but give him a tricorne and a cutlass, and he becomes a source of fear and terror. Or at least of entertainment. Yarrr. And as Somalia is proving, still relevant and still financially sound, unlike many careers.

But disabled supervillains are also fun, although there is that element of concern that perhaps they became evil because of their disability. I wish to make it clear that I was morally impure long before that, thanks.
ms_kilian
May. 24th, 2009 07:52 am (UTC)
Often in life I find myself wishing for a teleporter. It would be so very useful. You could even use a site-to-site transport for the books.
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