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Pas des spoons, alors!

Aussi, je suis un petit queasy. Et Dixbears est zonked et malade encore et est un grumble-pantalons. C'est d'accord ecrire such things parce que fortunalement, il ne parle pas de francais. (Il ne lire pas aussi, mes chere pedants).

Sooo, en presente la maison de Noodlebear consistes de un charmant et delicatement malade moi, et un grumble-pantalons qui needs encore du cafe.

Ooh! Il bringes la poste a moi.

Mais qu'est-ce que c'est?

C'est le journal de m'old ecole.

Merde. Comment do ces gens trouvent let details de moi? Ils ont des fricking stalkers.

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feyandstrange
Jun. 3rd, 2009 06:57 am (UTC)
Je me suis tombee en rirant. Et aussi lols.

Particulaierement aux les grumble-pantalons qui n'as pas du cafe. Moi, j'avais ecrire les sentences comme "Monsuieur Rimbaud avait oublie ses pantalons" en classe de Francais pour annoyer mon teacher. (Elle s'aimer Rimbaud.)

splodgenoodles
Jun. 8th, 2009 03:43 am (UTC)
Rimbaud est si emo!

Pah!
maju01
Jun. 3rd, 2009 07:04 am (UTC)
Yay for babelfish!
splodgenoodles
Jun. 8th, 2009 03:45 am (UTC)
Babelfish? Que'est-ce que c'est?

J'ai no need for les poissons, j'ai several annees of le high school francais pour mes outpouring dans le styles des belles lettres.

C'est mon professeur that je feels dommage pour.
maju01
Jun. 8th, 2009 03:59 am (UTC)
I didn't study French at school (did German but still don't speak it); however, Babelfish gave me the gist of your post.
braunie
Jun. 3rd, 2009 07:24 am (UTC)
?Que'? If this were Spanglish, I might have a chance. Oder Germspanglish con Yiddishe, maybe.

Here's a stab at it, but I know it's not even close. Um...

Aussie, I am a bit queasy. 10Bears is sick and has unhappy pants. Fortunately, I don't speak French. ( I speak Aussie, my dear hanging jewels).

Woa! He brings the mail to me!

But what is this?

It's a moldy journal (poss. e-coli. -ed.)

Shit. Comment on the details for me? Bunch of friggin' stalkers!
aceofkittens
Jun. 3rd, 2009 08:02 am (UTC)
Permettez-moi to assist.

No spoons, then. Also, I am a little queasy. And 10Bears is zonked and sick again and is a grumble-pants. It's okay to write such things about him, because fortunately, he doesn't speak French. He also doesn't read this, my dear pedantic readers!
Soooo, at present time, the house of Bear and Noodle consists of one charming and delicately sick me and a grumble pants who needs more coffee. Oooh! He brings me the post.
But what is this? It's a journal from my old school. Shit. how did they find out details about me? Fucking stalkers! ;)
braunie
Jun. 3rd, 2009 08:08 am (UTC)
Hey, not bad for a stab in the dark. I bet if I just talked very slowly and loudly, I could get along in France. Thank you so much for the translation!
splodgenoodles
Jun. 8th, 2009 03:47 am (UTC)
Brilliant, indeed. You win a pony!

(Although I meant to say that 10B doesn't read French - need to work on that perhaps...)

ms_kilian
Jun. 3rd, 2009 07:39 am (UTC)
Quelle horreur!

Bon chance avec des fricking stalkers, et avec le grumble-pantelons aussi, cherie.
omnot
Jun. 3rd, 2009 07:47 am (UTC)
A quarter past three.
aceofkittens
Jun. 3rd, 2009 07:56 am (UTC)
Mon dieu, tu parle Franglais?! Formidable! J'aime beacoup les works de literature en Franglais, comme "Metamorphosis" par Kafka et "The Franglais Lieutenant's Woman" especially.
dragonsally
Jun. 3rd, 2009 08:01 am (UTC)
what chance have I got, I know no French
dragonsally
Jun. 3rd, 2009 08:05 am (UTC)
oh god, the babelfish translation is gorgeous.
splodgenoodles
Jun. 8th, 2009 03:48 am (UTC)
Hang on - there really is a babelfish translation...?
splodgenoodles
Jun. 8th, 2009 03:51 am (UTC)
Oh wow - I just plugged it in.

First time I've used Babelfish - it's very good!
ilikerivers
Jun. 3rd, 2009 08:24 am (UTC)
I'm so queasy that I've had a bucket on my lap for an hour. Therefore I am a grumble pants too.
pondhopper
Jun. 3rd, 2009 08:44 am (UTC)
¿Y por qué no escribes en español para que nos entendamos mejor?
;)
julesbdules
Jun. 3rd, 2009 06:40 pm (UTC)
ella no escribe en espanol, mais es mejor que quelqu'un qui escribe en francanol comme moi.

je suis completemente confundida avec les langues que yo he olvido demasiado pour communiquer.

(evidamente, yo butcher tenses de verbes)
pondhopper
Jun. 3rd, 2009 06:45 pm (UTC)
LOL
I asked her why she didn't write in Spanish so I could understand her better as that's my second language and the one I conduct my daily life in.
:D
I read French, too.
;)
And the of course there's your Franglish.
Hehehehe
splodgenoodles
Jun. 8th, 2009 03:50 am (UTC)
(evidamente, yo butcher tenses de verbes)

Vraiment?! Mine just cuts the meat!

*kerching*
julesbdules
Jun. 3rd, 2009 06:44 pm (UTC)
(perdoname, ma mente esta revueltado)

(i really hope that i'm remembering things right--if i'm not making any sense wahtsoever in my spanglefrancglish, tis because my mind is scrambled)
nightengalesknd
Jun. 3rd, 2009 02:00 pm (UTC)
Tu ecriris bien la franglais. . .
mishymoocow_2
Jun. 3rd, 2009 04:44 pm (UTC)
plus ca change, plus ca le meme chose!

Sante (can't do accent on this keyboard).
dahliablue
Jun. 4th, 2009 03:09 am (UTC)
Me thinks I really need to brush up on a second language.
splodgenoodles
Jun. 8th, 2009 03:51 am (UTC)
Oh me too....
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