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This cold is really annoying me. It's what, day 14?

In terms of symptoms and severity, it feels like day 3.

So this is what a cold is like when you're on infliximab. CFS would have me still miserable and possibly relapsing, but I wouldn't still expect to have quite this level of actual chestiness and sinus blocked, gummed up joy.

I may rethink my policy of no fluvax. If this is what a cold can do, I can see that influenza might just kill me.

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IT's a long time since I've experienced proper daylight.

I want the vampire ability to bury myself in the dirt and reach up and grab people as they walk past. That would make me happy.

I'd prey on people heading to the shops for milk.

Me: "gotcha leg, gotcha leg hahahahha."

Random local:"Oh fuck off, Vampire Splodge! Can't you go off and have wild vamp sex with Vampire tenbears or something?"

Me:"Meh. He's playing golf on his Wii and slurping a stubby of True Blood."

Random Local:"Oh, fair enough. No worries then."

Me:"Cool, thanks. Gotcha leg, gotcha leg, hahahahaha!"

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dragonsally
May. 30th, 2010 08:36 am (UTC)
I rather like that idea...I see you as a naughty child sort of vampire, snickering away to yourself.
splodgenoodles
May. 30th, 2010 01:26 pm (UTC)
Thankyou.

But I would still be evil, of course. Not some sissy vamp. Evil. Grr.
feyandstrange
May. 30th, 2010 10:14 am (UTC)
Not to mention that burying trick would probably come in rather handy for the garden. And parents could bribe you to scare naughty children. "When I said 'stay out of the shed, junior', I MEANT it. See why? The vampires'll get you and have all your toes before I can save you. Oh look now, don't cry, it's only vampire Splodge, see? Give her a bit of chocolate and she'll be right off. Harmless really. Unless you're a councilman."
splodgenoodles
May. 30th, 2010 01:26 pm (UTC)
That could be a nice little earner.
braunie
May. 30th, 2010 09:38 pm (UTC)
"I saw something nasty in the woodshed!"
escarpe
May. 30th, 2010 11:35 am (UTC)
You'd have to be nude of course, very easy way to ruin quite a lot of cloths burying yourself in them. Of course this might add to the appeal.
splodgenoodles
May. 30th, 2010 01:29 pm (UTC)
Oh absolutely. Nude is the new black. Vampire Bill is nude (and ready for action) when he lurches out of the ground to have sex with his girlfriend.

I presume his clothes were neatly folded behind a nearby headstone, he seems the type.
escarpe
May. 30th, 2010 01:35 pm (UTC)
Well then I approve.
splodgenoodles
May. 30th, 2010 01:56 pm (UTC)
"Gotcha leg, gotcha leg hahah"

"Oh geez Vamp.Splodge, I'm in a hurry...

*flubbleflubble*

...oh ....boobies..."

CHOMP!

(I never said I wouldn't eat people at least sometimes).



escarpe
May. 30th, 2010 01:58 pm (UTC)
Well....at least there were boobies.
escarpe
May. 31st, 2010 12:55 am (UTC)
Although I think what I really love about this is that boobies make a noise and it's "Fubblefubble" I shall be listening for the noise from now on.
mr_bassman
May. 30th, 2010 11:39 am (UTC)
I've had a 'flu like state for about that length of time too. My step daughter is also suffering and is amazed at how long it's taken to get over it.
splodgenoodles
May. 30th, 2010 01:30 pm (UTC)
10B is already on the way to recovery, the bastard. He's only been down for a week.

Sorry you guys are still sick too. I'm assuming it was teh bug that R had a few weeks back...?
patentreporter
May. 30th, 2010 12:24 pm (UTC)
Been watching season 2 of trueblood?
splodgenoodles
May. 30th, 2010 01:31 pm (UTC)
Started tonight, first three episodes. You saw my last post about season 1?

It's such a hoot.
splodgenoodles
May. 31st, 2010 01:22 pm (UTC)
my last comment

I meant "true blood is such a hoot" not "my last post is such a hoot". Egads I'd hate for that to mixed up.

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