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I was in a Famous Rock Band and we were all wearing stretchy rockstar body suits, I think mine was electric blue at least in part. Bill Bailey was our frontman, but definitely as a rockstar not as a comedian although we all thought we were pretty witty and I personally figured I could have an alternative career in standup if I felt like it. Bill wore acid green lycra (or whatever it was they wore in the 70's. I don't think lycra had been invented yet).

I played keyboards.

We were loved and applauded enough that for most of our concert we were just arsing around apparently being spontaneously and hilariouly witty and funny even though really, we weren't, and we kept going back to playing the Dr. Who theme just for a laugh. But we were so cool and awesome and everything, the audience clearly were over the moon about us and just thrilled to be in our presence while we arsed about and we could do no wrong.

I realised that as the concert finished and I was finishing up my flamboyant 70s prog rock thing on the keyboard that Bill hadn't been as amused by my whacky antics as I (and the audience) had been and this is when I wondered if I should just go it alone.


No more Freddie Mercury before bed.


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I just realised I did *not* have a dream about having sex with Kevin Rudd a couple of weeks back, when he lost his job. Sometimes when an ALP leader is about to be ousted, I dream I'm having sex with them. I guess even my subconcious was caught by surprise.

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dragonsally
Aug. 1st, 2010 04:54 am (UTC)
Really, no more Freddie Mercury before bed? Is it possible to have too much Freddie?

I rather like your dream...it would make a good comedy sketch.

I'll bet your glad you didn't have that dream about KR!
splodgenoodles
Aug. 1st, 2010 09:36 am (UTC)
Sometimes I think any Freddie is too much Freddie. I have ambivalent and complex feelings about Freddie.

Oh and Bill's paunch (because he had a paunch) was really showing in his skin tight outfit and I was thinking 'man but he's getting past it'. I, on the other hand, was pretty certain I rocked.

Fuck but my inner narcissist really got a workout.

Re-KR...given I've had that dream about Beasley and Latham, I could probably cope. And thank Christ it's only the ALP.

dragonsally
Aug. 1st, 2010 10:05 pm (UTC)
Oh god, I nearly threw up thinking of some of the others you could dream about who aren't ALP. Ewww. Gross.


Heh - maybe this is all means you're a bedded down ALP gal?
escarpe
Aug. 1st, 2010 02:00 pm (UTC)
More Freddie i say.
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