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Dear Neighbours,

Dear Neighbours,

Your house is fucking ugly. Renovating will not help. Please stop now.

Alternatively, do it the medieval way without power tools.


Regards,

Splodge.

PS. Vous etes des grands especes de pooh!

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fluidsparkles
Jan. 20th, 2011 09:20 am (UTC)
My da's a powdermonkey should you want to have it removed. *hands you sledgehammer*
splodgenoodles
Jan. 20th, 2011 09:36 am (UTC)
Ooh that must have been handy while you were growing up!
fluidsparkles
Jan. 20th, 2011 09:46 am (UTC)
saddly i never got taught much about bomb wiring but i knew what looked wrong. Mum laughed at and critqued a faux one meant to scare her.
feyandstrange
Jan. 20th, 2011 11:30 am (UTC)
I'm not sure a sledgehammer is really that much quieter than power tools, honestly. How about a nice roaring fire and then one day with a bulldozer?

There are some bloody ugly homes in my town which are Historic, and thus cannot be knocked down no matter how mold-and-bug-ridden they are, so people gut them and leave the facade standing and put a modern everything behind it - partly because "ooh, historic facade!" and also because it is actually easier and more affordable to get the permits to do this than to get permits to knock down anything Historic and rebuild properly. Occasionally I start hoping for a quake.
braunie
Jan. 20th, 2011 08:28 pm (UTC)
Ack! We live right on the San Andreas. Maybe targeted earthquakes?
feyandstrange
Jan. 21st, 2011 02:26 am (UTC)
Something local and little, to knock some of the ugly old things sideways and get them condemned, but not actually hurt anybody. Nothing bigger than a Richter 6.
braunie
Jan. 20th, 2011 08:27 pm (UTC)
I feel your pain.
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