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Bloody Leg!

Physio came today.

No sex for 6 weeks!

Not that I was expecting any, but it's nice to have the option.

And then I'll probably get a pamphlet that explains the movement restrictions, which I suppose I can hand to any prospective Mr. Lucky I meet just after I've explained about brittle bones so he knows double check when I start moaning in case he needs to call an ambulance because I have snapped like a twig.

That totally wouldn't give a bloke a complex.

I don't think the above goes on my OKCupid profile.



The 6 week thing is really just because that's when I'm next reviewed by the orthos and we can see what them bones are actually doing. No one expects the orthos to have any knowledge or opinions on that. However,

I can haz sectional intocuss now pls?

will definitely be on the list of questions to ask.

~~~

In other news about the leg thing, I need to be a little bit more cautious than I am. As we agreed today, my condition is a bit of a problem because weight bearing stimulates bone turnover which is good, but alendronate-induced brittle bones appear to need to not weight-bear. I am risking further stress fractures if I proceed too quickly. I really need to remember this next time I decide to try one crutch because two is too complicated.

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dragonsally
Dec. 21st, 2011 06:04 am (UTC)
I'm guessing self-sexing is out too, on account of how orgasming can bring on spasms. Sheesh. Hope this doesn't totally put you off.

splodgenoodles
Dec. 21st, 2011 06:44 am (UTC)
I hadn't even thought of that, I was just thinking about how much I should be waving my legs around...but too late anyway!

Nothing bad's happenned yet. ;)
rickybuchanan
Dec. 21st, 2011 07:23 am (UTC)
I totally misread this as "self-texting" and was all trying to figure out why sending oneself SMSs would cause orgasms ... I mean I really love reading splodge's journal entries but her writing doesn't have quite THAT effect on me!
splodgenoodles
Dec. 21st, 2011 08:39 am (UTC)
I have an exquisite turn of phrase.
quatrefoil
Dec. 21st, 2011 06:22 am (UTC)
I reckon brittle bones are a bit like cellulite - you can use them to weed out dickheads. If he's not willing to wait for six weeks, he's not worth having.
splodgenoodles
Dec. 21st, 2011 08:38 am (UTC)
But what if I'm the dickhead that can't wait?!
quatrefoil
Dec. 21st, 2011 08:42 am (UTC)
Your bones, your choice :-)
fluidsparkles
Dec. 21st, 2011 06:23 am (UTC)
Oh dear good luck with the orthos and yes a complex you just might give but not for xmas or till they are worth it.
bookgirlwa
Dec. 21st, 2011 10:15 am (UTC)
Am I warped for laughing my head off at your first few sentences??? Well, yes - but what you've described is pretty much my approach to sexings.
pondhopper
Dec. 21st, 2011 03:30 pm (UTC)
Who knew sex could be so dangerous? Hmmmm...a study about what movements are safe might be in order.
;)
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